emilylovesunicornsdontyou:

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seenaill:

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If you think your mom overreacts just remember once my mom cancelled our trip to New York because I refused to eat the meatloaf she made

my mom accused me of selling my birth certificate and social security to the black market when she couldn’t find them

you win

HAHAHAHHAA

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

rumpelstiltskln:

if I had a twin I would go into crowds of strangers and profess my love to someone and then say “if our love isn’t meant to be, I will go back in time and slap myself” and then my twin would burst in and slap me

(via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

  • God: you have to die so their sins can be forgiven
  • Jesus:
  • Jesus:
  • Jesus:
  • Jesus: i just came here to have a good time and i'm honestly feeling so attacked right now

relahvant:

tubesock:

asian:

syosama:

reblog if you are your url

its my time to shine

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jESUS CHRIST

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